- hot guy: *sneezes*
- me: i would say god bless you
- me: but it seems like he already did
I fall asleep before dinner and you don’t wake me up till 12am… I had an essay due tomorrow…
- Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
you forgot iron manman